Friday, September 3, 2010

" You Know that nigga need his medicine"

You can have a man in charge of a hedge fund or the nucca that flips burgers at the burger barn. It don't matter ladies. You could be that high powered boss ass bitch on top of your shit or the girl at the Walmart who is just trying to come up on that Honda Accord. Michelle O'bama to Jackie O'." Ladies who lunch and shit".

Bitch!!! (Queen Yell) who ever you are sometimes you gotta bite the bullet (no pun intended) and SUCK THAT DICK! When will you ladies learn you have to give a nucca his medicine errrrr now and again? Give a man a reason to get up and go to work in the morning. You want him to get up and go bust his ass and hear bull shit at the job and come home err day? Day in and day out! You know he hates it...He could be on the verge of quittin' the muvfucka! You see his face errr' damn day he tired bitch! But it's a recession like a muvfucka you better suck him into submission! Suck him back into a clear mind! Suck that dick like your life depends on it! Like it is a oxygen tank and you got emphysema! Some times a bitch gotta get her hands dirty to make shit happen. Historical shit has been made possible by a lil' throw back and a Good dick suck! Bitch Get right!!! 

Okkkk some of ya'll don't do that you don't dick suck... and thats ok.   OK. I am lying no it's not ok. If that is the kind shit you on there might not be no saving you but pull a trick out your hat or something. A man looks to his woman for all kinds of thoughts. Sometimes he looking at you and your look, your vibe, the mind blowing love making you gave him could have unclogged some creative viola's! Monica Lewinsky buffed on one of the best presidents we have ever known. Michelle O. was making way more money then her man, was a boss lady when her man was a student and that presidential pussy motivated him so much he is the 1st black leader of the free world. 
 
Your everything motivates him, empowers him gives him the strength to go on and fight another day! Why do you think James Evans from Good Times stayed with Florida. You seen Florida she wasn't the prettiest muvfucka. James would get shut down job after job. Living in the pj's in a two bedroom Cabrini Green PJ's with two boys and a girl. He could have stepped out but you know Florida evans was sucking the shit out James. He would wake up newly inspired. Oh " He gon go for that foreman job today"! Take the bus across town and apply. Yeah my dude can't read, uneducated but Florida's dick suck made him discover shit about him self he would have never known! YOU JUST PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE LADIES, AND SMOKE IT REALLLLL SLOW!

HAPPY DICK SUCKING!




IF YOU FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY THESE WOMEN WENT TO WORK AND IN TURN SO DID THERE MAN!!! AYE! 

Sorry Hillary Monica did the job

Winnie Mandela YEAP!
This pic she just had finished!
YES MICHELLE DID IT TOO!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

#RANDOM THOUGHTS!

If a woman says she doesn't want to be treated well and be taken care of she is fucking lyin! Every woman wants a MAN who can provide and take care of her needs as her man! Does not mean you want to be a spoiled gold digging brat...Just means you want the man you love to take the role God has ordained for him. To love ...and provide for your woman & family is what makes you a man...#IamJustSayin!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

#RANDOMINITY

*SINGS* THIS TIME BABY I'LL BEEE BULLLLLETTTTT PROOOF!

Monday, June 28, 2010

NIGGARACHI'S, PAPARAZZI & KANYE'S GOLD CHAIN: B.E.T AWARDS 2010






Well, every year this time comes around . I feel like Santa is coming I am usually over excited, staying up waiting or this time to come... When I  get down the stairs to the living room I see my tree but ain't one fucking present under it!  The stockings are fucking empty, disappointment, tears soon follow! No I am not talking  bout Christmas I am talking bout those lack luster ass B.E.T AWARDS. 

Well honestly this year they didn't disappoint it was full of surprise! This year they fed my soul what it needed, Grilled chicken salad with Caesar dressing and a green tea&lemon on the side. I was full and didn't need any seconds. So let's chop it up...

 The red Carpet was cool....Full of lack luster performances and a even more dreadful crowd audience members who didn't give a fuck who was on that lil' pre-show stage they weren't gon' clap . The were just gon' stand in that hot ass  California sun and stare at the B-LIST celeb in disgust! I.E Roscoe dash...The crowd was not moved...reminded me of a bunch of fucking zombies!


RED CARPET FAILS:

 
Keri Hilson bayyyyyyybayyyyyyyyy- I love her usually she always looks polished and flawless. At that award show she looked a hot steaming pile of 1980's mess and her face looked old girl get some sleep just a little bit ...


2. Public note: Rocsi don't wear your hair pinned up...bad for your big ole' ears....I usually love her down....idk what happened and that Pam Anderson bustier....ummmm no!



3. Sorry I am just over Ashanti she is no longer relevant... I hope she brings it back... that gown she probably had in 2005 I think it's time to let go girl... #ImJustSayin


 
 4.P-SQUARE HUH??? WHO?






















 5. Indoors and out doors Jermaine Jackson's lace front fade, draddle curls side burns(no offense I love my Jewish people) was the biggest loser and winner of the night... #ImJustSayin'




Red Carpet: Winner's Circle...

1.Eva Pigford- 2 words: The Shoes!













2. Estelle, My girl always looks a mess and she was well improved.



3. Jada's Babies Need I say more...








4. CiCi may not sing well but she looked damn good and not so angular...she ridin' it sooo goooooddddd lol



5. Dru Hill cuz nokio's mo-hawk is fullll of cherry lime-aide tang! Sweeeeeeettttttttttt and tangy!

THE SHOW! IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER...

Point Blank: Yay Killed it! If you don't think he did fuck ya life!

YESTERDAY'S TWEET:

RT @chococat8444: RT @cthagod Y'all don't know the story of how Moses took the Staff of God and stood on top of the mountain? <#team kanye
 My dude was almost mythical was he even in that bitch? Performed and was totally gonnnne for the rest of the show. My YE' didn't even come do the Pre-show or After-show ...
#Boom Pow


 



Ronald Mcdonald, I mean Ms.Minaj was there and you know I go hard for Nicki Minaj. I love her animated flow & what she brings to the table for women in hip hop. She brings a different look and vibe. It's more pop  and I think because of that she can really market her brand and cross over into the main stream. Girl can also sing so I think the question of "should she  have one" (regardless of there being no competition in the category she was nominated) is out of the question. Nicki is hella talented and yes I know she writes most her own shit so you have to respect her ! The wig um you know I know it's all about her persona... I love the dress the chandelier necklace she gave me betty page she gave me Black Marilyn. But  uhhhhh rummm that wig was not my favorite! Maybe she is endorsing for McDonald's and if so thats whats up...otherwise I really  can't co-sign that wig... WhenBadLaceFrontsHappenToGood People.com!  You know Nicki don't give a shit bout them comments people say bout that wig, nor her paying homage to her OBVIOUS HIP HOP INSPIRATION....  Ms. Kim. She did look reminiscent of Lil kim circa 99-2003. Speaking on her obvious slight against kim ...and saying something along the lines of  " I  want to say thank you to Queen Latifah whom I meet in the back, See I do give homage..." yeah ok Nicki... I digress....

Diddy & his Dirty Hoes I mean money was poppin...the people raved about dawns leotard get up... My nucca Ricky"Rozayyyy"Ross Was poppin in his first and second performance and toight as a tiger *fat bastard voice* in is ultra tight T-shirt... Yo you have to give it up to Mr. Ross He lost a lil weight so he has a right to show his Tittay Ballz! I love it.





Is Jada's body better then most 20 somethings(including my self yes) but somebody tell this M.I.L.F that she should never wear this RATCHET ASS  outfit neva eva eva eva eva again! #HATEDIT. Not to mention that big ole' forehead! smhhhhh wtf was up with all the veins a little restylane would have helped.


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Alicia, Alicia I would like to say that I loved Alicia "Home Wrecker" Keys but I didn't. She did look beautiful in the white...after that it was a big down fall. Her singing sucked ass, that purple dress and show girl nude tight with pink pumps uhhhhwack...and her PRINCE on the piano performance uhhhhh wacknessssssss. Sorry I am not hating I love ms keys but wack is wack! Singing and doing too much to go no where....Shreeeekkkkking out "ADORE'' One of my favorite Prince songs ever....Prince looked sick like he was gonna throw up...I sure was... Getting that ass on the piano...Dangerous dummy!














REUNITED AND IT FEELS SOOOOO DAMN GOOD!: LOVE JONES' NIA& LORENZ. NEED I SAY MORE... OK I WILL LORENZ IS DAMN FINE.











 OK MY HONEST OPINION...TREY LIVE SUCKS BALLZ HE IS WACK AS FUCK I HATED IT. .. BUT OLD BOY IS FINE AS FUCK WE ALL KNOW THIS... STAY RECORDED AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOR EVER SING LIVE AND I WILL LITERALLY RALPH! AND TO ALL YOU PEOPLE ON TREYS DICK AND GONNA Hate ME FOR THAT F-YA LIFE! HE CAN'T SING LIVE, HIM AND HIS SHAKY ASS VOICE!  BUT HE LOOKED FLAWLESS IN HIS LAVENDAR & GREY GET UP LOVED IT...JUST NEEDS A VOCAL COACH.

TYRESE CHOCOLATE ASS IN THAT ALL WHITE SANG BETTER AND LOOKED LIKE A GLASS OF MILK YUMMMMMMMM! THAT BOY CAN SANG! BUT IN 2010 PEOPLE DON'T RESPECT REAL MUSIC!






Prince Androgynous ass looked flawless, and also looked semi  over his tribute...and who was the chick with he missing tooth?  I will say ms. Janelle Monae killed it except that screech at the end & Patti gave performance worthy of kicking off her Louie b.'s lol



Well C.B killed it & took the night! This tweet from comedian Nile Evans says it all!



RT @chococat8444: RT @NileEvans: CHRIS HAS A GREAT PR TEAM!.."SO CHRIS, WÉRE GONNA NEED U TO CRY, THEN WE'LL GET EM BACK ON UR SIDE!"

Weather it was genuine or not that boy killed it did his fucking thing and did the best damn tribute any one other then MIKE JACK COULD DO! THE BOY IS TALENTED SO GET OFF THE BULL SHIT AND LET HIM IN. YOU MUVFUCKKKAS DON'T KNOW THE DYNAMIC OF THAT FUCKED UP SHIT THAT HAPPENED SO GET OFF IT! RHIANNA WACKY CARIBBEAN ASS WAS PROBABLY FUCKING HIM UP AND HE JUST FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT. THAT DOES NOT MEAN IT WAS RIGHT IT JUST MEANS SHIT HAPPENS. Salude Chris we can put our glasses up to that performance! Sit back pull out a Cuban and smoke nigga... You knocked the dust off that pussy called "show biz". You almost made me cry muvfucka!U did that! 










Worthy Mentions, Rants&Raves


WAS HAYLEY WILLIAMS TOO WHITE FOR THE B.E.T AWARDS...WHERE WAS SHE IN THE B.O.B/EMINEM PERFORMANCE...WHY WAS KEYSHIA COLE AND THAT RATCHET ASS KAT STACKS HAIR WEAVE SINGING???? HMMMM














Love Usher' low key performance! Sorry I just did!
Cassie RATCHET ASS LOOK SMHHHH PROBABLY JUST BEEN GETTING GANG BANGED ALL WEEK END BTW DIDDY & NICKI MINAJ...SMH HOOKER!












Kim Cole please take them fucking braids out and boxy dresses please mannnnn nia long is the only one who can wear a do!













 LaLa's new ass a plus....Melo's Cargo pants ummm not so much!





 

 Prince how you doin??? Nucca is that you on your shirt...talk about self absorbed! lol










That's it that 's all...life is but a show and the celeb's  are blessed enough that they can take a few criticism's... But come on now.....you know what I said is true....#ImJustSaying!

*Princess of Zamunda Bitches"